Funny Entries Received
To Date
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| Amy
S. |
I just need to
find something to read before getting
down to business. |
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| Amy S. |
Oh crap. My
last office came with a lid. |
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| Amy S. |
Paper, paper,
everywhere... but not the kind I need. |
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| Amy S. |
Take this job
and flush it! |
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| Casey H. |
Its the new
executive style econo-throne 2001 for the
ultimate in office experience. |
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| Srendi |
It was no
secret where Johnny did his best work
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| Becky B. |
Hey, I guess
everyone was right...the boss really is
full of crap! |
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| Chris R. |
Throwing his
coat over what used to be his shoulders,
John realized that "Montezuma's
Revenge" may have more of a literal
curse then was expected. |
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| D.
Crow |
And you thought
you had a crappy workplace! |
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| Deane S. |
Taking
multi-tasking to new heights. |
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| Amy S. |
I thought I was
a rising comet in this office, not that I
would be buying Comet for my office. |
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| Nick |
Fearing
unemployment Matt toiled days and nights
without even leaving the room to take a
leak. |
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| Cliff F. |
Toilet -
$150. Desk - $100. Computer -
$1000. The ability to play
EverQuest without ever getting up -
priceless. |
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| Joao N. |
This was not my
idea of a private office! |
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| Dixie D. |
When they said
i'd be getting paid crap....I didnt think
they meant literally. |
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| Gail |
After losing
that two million dollar account, Ted's
boss starting making subtle hints about
his career..... |
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| Mr. Bill |
Typical office
accomodations for staff at the Ex-Lax
product potency evaluation center. |
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| Carrie |
I guess
management meant it when they said they
didn't want us leaving our offices for
ANY reason. |
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| Amy S. |
Nothing I
doo-doo is good enough for my boss! |
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| Sarah |
Ellen, the lady
who shares his office would also like him
to remember to please put the seat down. |
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| Khristen |
Where's the guy
in the next stall when you need him? |
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| Joshua S. |
The new 2002
Lazy-Bowl Recliner |
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| Frederick H. |
Hey get the
plumber, Johnny fell in again. |
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| Jeremy |
Mondays get me
down in the dumps. |
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| Melissa |
Uh oh...the
Boss just bought a new Swirly 2000 for
his office... |
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| Nate |
If I ever see
that "efficiency expert" again
I'll wring his dirty neck! |
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| Jenn |
I told you the
coffee goes right through me! |
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| Louise
Szczepanik |
Head
Plumbers Office |
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| Chazzer |
You
misunderstood the boss. He said to
"flesh out" the proposal... |
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| Armagon |
And then Steve
realized the best way to get the most out
of his employees... |
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| Tony Dillard |
Although
"John" was unproductive, he did
supply the office with good reading
material... |
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| Ashley Lawson |
If you think
this is strange you should see the
bathroom. |
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| Magic |
Responding to
increased scrutiny, Enron unveils its new
method of document disposal. |
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| Chuck |
We require all
of our employees at Exlax to constantly
use our products. |
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| Paul |
Although John
fully supported the new efficient
workstation idea ,he refused to eat his
lunch at his desk. He said it left a bad
taste in his mouth. |
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| A.A. |
I just can't
handle this. BOTH piles are getting
taller! Courtesy call, or courtesy flush-
I can't do both at once! |
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| Andy |
Upon closer
inspection, Bill now new the truth: His
secretary was indeed not a 'natural'
blonde. |
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| Mike |
It's not as bad
as it looks. You should see the guy in
the office below! |
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