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| Diedre |
You said to
kick the ball! |
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| Robert M. |
2 Balls, 1
Strike! |
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| Kyle T. |
Gooooooooaaaaaaaaaaal! |
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| John
L. |
Are you sure
you kicked the right ball? |
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| Rosie |
I told you, I
didn't know she was married! |
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| Bruce |
You said you
wanted to play Foot -- Ball! |
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| Jason T. |
The Rockettes
go on the soccer field! |
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| Ade |
Ha ha, missed
both my legs! |
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| Jason T. |
That's one way
to do the Heimlich Manuvuer! |
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| MTM |
Too bad Bill
Clinton never played soccer. |
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| Mark |
In an attempt
to attract the 18-35 demograghic, soccer
leagues around the world are instituting
a new "penalty kick". |
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| John |
...and Jenkins
drives one right between the posts.... |
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| Mark F. |
Another version
of "The Nutcracker Suite"
coming to theatres near you. |
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| Dave &
Vickie |
I still say you
kick like a girl! |
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| Paul |
How many times
did you say we had to this? |
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| Amy S. |
Riverdance gone
bad. |
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| Chris R. |
Still the
reigning champion in the breakthrough
sport of "Hippy Punting" - Dale
Maris shows off his winning technique
with a kick that went for 62.6 yards. |
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| Joao N. |
HONEY... I told
you not to do this while we're working!! |
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| Andy |
Note to self:
don't ask Bob for a horsey ride. |
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| Mr. Bill |
Running cleats:
$120. Soccer uniform: $75. Protective
cup: Priceless. |
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| Trinity83 |
Gives a new
meaning to the phrase :"Size doesn't
matter" |
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| Titanic Clown |
James regrets
asking if his protective cup will be
protective enough. |
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| XpunkX |
Just one more
time I need to see if this shin guard was
worth buying... |
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| Brad F. |
I'm starting to
dislike this game. |
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| John G. |
Soprano School.
Are you man enough? |
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| Scott |
Unfortunately,
the much anticipated opening night of the
"Ballet-Soccer" Troupe was not
as successful as they had hoped. |
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| Bruce Brown |
After this
experience, he became a Woman's League
Soccer Player. |
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| Jason T. |
When Hacky-Sack
goes bad... |
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